Addiction

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I wrote this a while ago, but after seeing this article online http://www.udreview.com/2.1980/twelve-steps-to-beat-chapstick-addiction-1.143742 I thought I would upload it on my blog just for fun:

Addiction
I'm addicted.  I hide stashes around the house.  In every drawer, under couch cushions, and in pillow cases.  I have a tube in every pocket of every jacket, and one or two always in my car.  I can't sleep with out tasting the tingle I get when it hits my lips… needing that last minute comfort.  I’ll search the house for hours looking for a fix so that I can sleep.  It started when I was young, and they say the younger you start the harder it is too quit.  I buy it in bulk and store it everywhere.  Burts, Wyeth, Carmex, Blistex, bonnie bell, balms, ointments, hell even Vaseline, cherry, plain, winter, tingly, whatever... just give me my CHAPSTICK!
http://www.lipbalmanonymous.com/
Not that I'm going into any 12 step program, as I'm not ready to give it up yet, but I found these websites funny! ;)

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Alisa said…
That's ME. Can't live without it!
December 14, 2009 at 8:03 AM
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